You got any local bums you've given a name

I know Mak D can probly list off some and I'd likely of of at least a couple.

Around here I got this crackhead bitch I call "Icecream sandwiches".

Why do I call her that you ask...well shes a legit crackhead its obvious and shes always out txting or calling her guy waiting in this area. The thing that strikes me funny is when she buys like 10 of the king size icecream sandwiches from the corner store. They charge 3 bucks a piece....there aint no way that raggy bitch is buying those for herself shes a broke joke crackhead as it is. My theory is that the dealer likely gets her to bring those to him in exchange for a discount and likely calls her icecream sandwiches too lol. Like say she spends 35 on them....he likely gives her 40 bucks worth of what she needs or something and humors himself/herself at this bitches expence

In west Granite there is a old guy we call Trash Can Sam... He shuffles his feet as he walks, and his feet never leave the ground... This guy looks like a homeless snail, digging threw trash cans leaving a slide trail in the rocks of the ally...

trash can Sam the giant homeless snail...sounds like a badlands character

....or a character that got the boot from portusville and turned badlands

One of BoBo's zombies

i got pete the bum. aprently he or his parents were rich but he liked being outside of a gas station and sleeping in the woods. i think he lost his legs to frost bite a couple years ago so now hes in a wheel chair

Unhappy wrote:

In west Granite there is a old guy we call Trash Can Sam... He shuffles his feet as he walks, and his feet never leave the ground... This guy looks like a homeless snail, digging threw trash cans leaving a slide trail in the rocks of the ally...

There's lots of lovely walks of life in Granite City

That there is....

munch wrote:

i got pete the bum. aprently he or his parents were rich but he liked being outside of a gas station and sleeping in the woods. i think he lost his legs to frost bite a couple years ago so now hes in a wheel chair

I think even i have seen that bum at least once

Unhappy wrote:

That there is....

I used to kick it over there all the time. I dated a juggalo from there a long time ago.

They all do around here

there is the backwards man, Can guy, Mavrick, The Shopping cart cowboy and more lol

So many bums up in the north

First of all there's k-dawg who is your usual drunk bum begging for smokes

Then you got his band of hanger-ons who are usually more cracked out than him

but the best of all is Dogshit, everyone in town calls him that but i always call him whatever is on the front of his sweater, so he's usually tapout or pantera, he fights the air and never looks up, looks scary as shit but has a voice like mike tyson

I hope he is native

Jeff Tittie wrote:

I hope he is native

.. they all are

Good